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What can be said about Allen Gardner that hasn't been said before? He's already been called a jerk, a hack, a big ol' meanie, and, on more than ninety-three ocassions, the a-hole who conceived Fallout. Yes, basically every statement that aptly describes who Allen Gardner is has already been uttered, but I'll take a crack at it anyway: the man's impassioned, dammit, and he loves him some movie-making. Since re-locating to Los Angeles in January of 2000 in pursuit of his dreams of acting, screenwriting, and producing, Allen has enjoyed immeasurable success. Not in America, mind you, but in Norway. Norwegians love him. Allen is still toiling away in the states, however, making his little films while being a waiter in order to keep the proverbial Taco Bell on the table. Allen has recently branched out into directing and, to further comfort his control freakish tendencies, editing with the films 2000 Miles and Lost and Found. Although constantly cheating on Old School with his LA-based production company Hydra Productions, Allen is still very much in love with Old School Pictures, and plans to make amends with their newest venture Act One. In closing, Allen Gardner will always be making movies. He apologizes for this inconvenience to humanity in advance.

Crew Positions: Actor, Writer, Jackass
Favorite Movies: Almost Famous, Good Will Hunting, Jerry Maguire, Chasing Amy, Say Anything..., Swingers
Favorite Actors: Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Vince Vaughn
Favorite Actresses: Frances McDormand, Susan Sarandon, Zooey Deschanel
Favorite Directors: Cameron Crowe, Kevin Smith, Paul Thomas Anderson
Favorite Movie Quote: Peter Lefleur: "I didn't know Nazi camp got out this early. Did you skip arts and crafts?"
White Goodman: "Yes, I did." -Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Least Favorite Movie Quote: "Mm-mmm. No. It was you who drew me in. Being friends with your brother was just a bonus." -the inimitable Paul Walker, The Fast and the Furious
Leastest Favorite Movie Quote: "Dude, I almost had you!" -the voice of God aka Paul Walker, The Fast and the Furious
Favorite Personal Quote: "Mean people aren't nice. In fact, they're, like, the opposite of nice. They're anti-nice. There should really be a word for- Ooh, I got one...mean. Yeah, that's it. I like it when I figure things out. It's good to do that. Wait, what am I talking about?"
Favorite Snow song: "Informer"
Least Favorite Snow song: umm...well...there was the one with...wait, no, that was Vanilla Ice...so...I...umm...damn